Ah, brand name love

To my friends, a lovely couple whose names are frequently mispronounced.

Oh what the -

I'm pretty sure this happens to everyone at some point in their lives. I religiously check to make sure there's toilet paper now.

Goodbye

Our boxer passed away today. Sigh. I am a country music song.

Cell phones

What is there to say?

Oh snap!

Allergy Girl and her boyfriend Klondike.

Makeouts are dangerous

apparently my kisses cause massive nose bleeds.

Cheese&Smoke

This public service announcement warns of the dangers of cheese wiz and smoking simultaneously.

Bacteria aliens

Do I have to explain? No.

I feel Seinfeld's Pain

Have you ever seen the Seinfeld episode where he knows this comidian who is Jewish, who becomes a Catholic priest so he can make Catholic jokes too, and it goes on from there?

Suburban jail

You know those guys who brag about doing something dumb? Like stealing bowling pins. Or knocking over traffic signs in their car. This is what will happen when they eventually get caught.

P.S. I got this idea from Deb, who has pin stealing friends who almost got arrested.

Romance and intrigue

According to ancient tales, this is how my parents first met. Well, I guess my dad met my mom later, since he was busy sleeping on a conference table.

Light weight

Yes...I'm special.

Watch your face

If you can't take the boobs, get out of the mosh pit.